If live gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone with vodka and have a party.

Rave.

Every single time I want to get super classy, I whip out the vodka. It's always such a good idea at the time. (like right now for instance, currently enjoying a glass of vodka/lemon berry hawaiin punch). But for some reason, vodka always does me dirty. And by does me dirty I mean I wake up laying in the hallway cuddling a stuffed animal with no pants on. It's super smooth going down and goes with just about anything. You can drink your own weight. There is no aftertaste. I feel just fine, having a good time, dancing (well trying to) to some LMFAO or something. Then I sit down to play some retarded game, and when I get back up to piss for the 10000th time.... BOOM! On the floor. Vodka has accompanied me on some of the best night of my life, as well as my worst. But I always come back for more. I love you vodka. Tonight I'll be drinking with my awesome family and my amazing boyfriend. To that, I tip my glass and toast. Here is to the nights I'll never remember with the friends I'll never forget. I'll see you guys in the morning. And with that.... I sign off. xoxo *hiccup* ;)

Pretty much depicts how I opened my bottle of Smirnoff vodka tonight.



Awesome dog is awesome.

RAVE!

I hate when I have a long day at work and get in pissy moods. But then all that disappears when I remember I get to come home to the best thing in the world. My dog, Thea. She is awesome.She is a basset hound and I got her about 6 months ago. She is just a sassy bundle of awesomeness. She's also the world's best snuggler. I can legit hold her like a baby. Yes, I'm aware of the weirdness of that. She loves it though and I love to spoil her. She loves to be close to people, almost to the point where she acts like a cat. She's obviously not by any means but I act like an old cat lady with her lol. I'd have a million of her if I could. Basically I'm just being a sappy pussball today, but with a dog this amazing waiting for me when I get home, who can blame me. I'm gonna go watch a chick flick now and maybe eat some ice cream. Jking. And with that... I sign off. xoxo :)

And the Snuggler Of The Year Award goes to.... Thea McSquishyface. :)

Can You Hear Me Now? Good!

RANT>


Alright.... I'm a gamer. I love my xbox. It makes me get all warm and fuzzy inside. I love playing online because I love interacting with people. I'm a Chatty Cathy. Whatevs. I play Left 4 Dead and Left 4 Dead 2. Anyone who does xbox live play, for most of you who play this, know the importance of teamwork and communication. Now, I understand if you don't play online a lot and just jump on now and then for shits and giggles. But please, I REPEAT, please get a goddamn headset. They're like $8 at Walmart. The whole part of playing with other people is to communicate and conquer the zombie hoard. How the hell am I supposed to get to the safe house when a Smoker has me constricted off the side of bridge. Who's gonna help me when some zombie is trying to curbstomp my ass like a ghetto person from the mean streets of Detroit. You'd hear me saying it.... If you had a goddamn headset. No. Instead you're going to sit there and lollygag around counting how many bullets you have left or just enjoying the view. I hope the spitter spits the skeet all over you, then I hope a charger pounds your ass into the ground in the spitter goo. Okay I think I've gotten my point across. And with that... I sign off. xoxo :)

Seriously, the stupid cat even gets it. 

Hellloooooo Nurse!

So I've decided to try this whole blogging thing since I have tons of stuff on my mind I'd like to vent about and not enough people around to listen. Just kidding I'm not going to pour my depressing life stories on here like most other bloggers about how my life sucks blah blah. Rubbish. My life rocks. I'm just going to try to share my weird ass sense of humor. Hopefully it makes someone smile out there. And with that.... I sign off. xoxo