Alright.... I'm a gamer. I love my xbox. It makes me get all warm and fuzzy inside. I love playing online because I love interacting with people. I'm a Chatty Cathy. Whatevs. I play Left 4 Dead and Left 4 Dead 2. Anyone who does xbox live play, for most of you who play this, know the importance of teamwork and communication. Now, I understand if you don't play online a lot and just jump on now and then for shits and giggles. But please, I REPEAT, please get a goddamn headset. They're like $8 at Walmart. The whole part of playing with other people is to communicate and conquer the zombie hoard. How the hell am I supposed to get to the safe house when a Smoker has me constricted off the side of bridge. Who's gonna help me when some zombie is trying to curbstomp my ass like a ghetto person from the mean streets of Detroit. You'd hear me saying it.... If you had a goddamn headset. No. Instead you're going to sit there and lollygag around counting how many bullets you have left or just enjoying the view. I hope the spitter spits the skeet all over you, then I hope a charger pounds your ass into the ground in the spitter goo. Okay I think I've gotten my point across. And with that... I sign off. xoxo :)
Seriously, the stupid cat even gets it.
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