Every single time I want to get super classy, I whip out the vodka. It's always such a good idea at the time. (like right now for instance, currently enjoying a glass of vodka/lemon berry hawaiin punch). But for some reason, vodka always does me dirty. And by does me dirty I mean I wake up laying in the hallway cuddling a stuffed animal with no pants on. It's super smooth going down and goes with just about anything. You can drink your own weight. There is no aftertaste. I feel just fine, having a good time, dancing (well trying to) to some LMFAO or something. Then I sit down to play some retarded game, and when I get back up to piss for the 10000th time.... BOOM! On the floor. Vodka has accompanied me on some of the best night of my life, as well as my worst. But I always come back for more. I love you vodka. Tonight I'll be drinking with my awesome family and my amazing boyfriend. To that, I tip my glass and toast. Here is to the nights I'll never remember with the friends I'll never forget. I'll see you guys in the morning. And with that.... I sign off. xoxo *hiccup* ;)
Pretty much depicts how I opened my bottle of Smirnoff vodka tonight.
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